i think my mom watched the whole time
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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