There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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