I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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