Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
