apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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