belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
where are my eyebrows?
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