she woke up with a sticky ear
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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