I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Randomize
