HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
