Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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