i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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