your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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