Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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