Christians are straight up FREAKS
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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