I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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