Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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