kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
foreskin is a definite game changer
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think people are normalizing furries
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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