well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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