would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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