Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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