Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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