i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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