no, he came in my armpit
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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