Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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