so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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