So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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