Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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