i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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