dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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