try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
