I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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