Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You dont lie about slip and slides
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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