My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I don't think brook has ever known best
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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