I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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