i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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