Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
