So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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