I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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