Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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