i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she smelled like a LAN party
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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