He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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