so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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