The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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