I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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