Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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