my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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