lets start a swedish sibling band together
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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