Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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