Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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