so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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