Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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