i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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