i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.